Last updated: Aug 09, 2021
Dogs hold a really special place in the heart of their owners. More than a companion through thick and thin, dogs offer us protection, warmth, trust, and, best of all, unconditional love.
We say “I love you” to our dogs every day. Why not make it more special and memorable with some funny dog quotes and laugh out loud together?
Our little companions sometimes show us such silly behaviors that it is difficult for us to keep a straight face. That’s why we have some funny quotes here to “honor” their hilariously stupid memes.
Let’s kick off our list of the cute funny dog quotes with the first hilarious 10 quotes from Gossby. Celebrating and loving your dogs has never been this jolly before. Make sure to call your little buddy and happily enjoy this together.
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Have you ever dreamed of a life where instead of marrying some guy out there, you will live with a bunch of dogs?
Imagine yourself as a dog lady who lives happily forever with her 10 dogs playing around the house. Just thinking about how much licking happens every morning is more than enough to make your day.
Dogs make our life 10000 times better, comfort us whenever we get sad, and feed us with unconditional love. Yeah, we feed them every day but don’t realize that what they feed us back is more than that. They give us a better life full of joy!
Okay! Okay! Stop staring. I got it. You want to eat great food. Sometimes my great food. Oh my lord, here you go. Stop torturing humans by giving us such adorable looks in your eyes like that, please. You know too well that I can not resist you when you look at me like that. Isn’t that what you are thinking of?
It’s always a great party when we have our dogs around. Put your hands up and have a blast.
Who says dogs can only run around and lick everything? Dog parties are truly lit! There is a lot of licking, laughing, barking, and food. What can be better for a dog lover?
Who else falls in love with dogs more than humans? We mean, dogs will never betray you for any reason, and dogs know how to cheer you up and comfort you. Dogs also are great jogging companions. Where on Earth can you find people like that besides your loved ones?
Therapists are expensive these days. Why pay a huge amount of money while you can get a dog that can lick your face every morning to wake you up, lie next to you, sit on your lap to ease your pain, listen to your complaints, and most of all, never judge you?
Our pooches will never betray us no matter what. Our little puppies know exactly how to comfort us whenever we’re in pain or when we’re sad. Dogs even throw the best sleeping party. What’s there not to love about them? Unless you were born a dog hater. But we bet there’s no one.
Their ears look like a pair of wings. Every time a dog runs, its ears keep bouncing up and down as if they are trying to fly to you.
Remember when you go home after a long day of work, your dog just runs and jumps at you cheerfully and happily? That’s probably because they are trying to fly, but remember that they’re in disguise.
Sure. Whoever loves dogs must be treating them nicely, and they always say that how you treat animals demonstrates exactly who you are as a person. A dog lover is probably one of the closest friends you can ever have.
Oh yeah. We’re all been there. Your lovely buddy just released the “final product” of his entire digestive process. And then before you knew it, your dear companion had already eaten that entire “final product”.
Then to even surprise you more, he decided to suddenly lick your face. With the same tongue that licked all that finest. The only good thing is, you know that’s his way to show affection. “A little” dirty, though.
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Good for all of us that there are a lot of well-known celebrities and authors that love their dogs from the bottom of their heart. Let’s all celebrate our companions even more and laugh even louder with these 40 dog quotes funny from around the globe.
“If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” — Will Rogers
“Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window.” — Steve Bluestone
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.” — Mark Twain
“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job!”— George Carlin
“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.” — Franklin P. Jones
“To really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.” — Edward Hoagland
“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” — Anne Tyler
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.”— Christopher Morley
“I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” —Bonnie Schacter
“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.” — Phil Pastoret
“I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!”— Jonah Goldberg
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” — Groucho Marx
“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.” — Sue Murphy
“A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.” — Charlotte Gray
“Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mailman is not to be trusted.” — Sian Ford
“A well-trained dog will not attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.” — Helen Thomson
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” — Bernard Williams
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” — Andy Rooney
“Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all.” — John Grogan
“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” — Aldous Huxley
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” — Rita Rudner
“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.” — Marilyn Monroe
“To keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.” — Derek Bruce
“When an 85-pound mammal licks your tears away and then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.” — Kristan Higgins
“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” — Ann Landers
“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!”— Greg Curtis
“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’ ” — Dave Barry
“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts.” —John Steinbeck
“It all started when my dog began getting free rollover minutes.” — Jay London
“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.” — Joe Weinstein
“Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you sever contact with your mothers.” — Jodi Picoult
“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few people.” — James Thurber
“A boy can learn a lot from a dog — obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.” — Robert Benchley
“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.” — Rodney Dangerfield
“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.” — Fran Lebowitz
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” — Robert Benchley
“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.” — Harry Truman
“Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” Anonymous
“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.” - Orhan Pamuk
“Scratch a dog, and you’ll find a permanent job.” - Ben Williams
It is always the right thing to have a little dog in your home. Always remember to treat him nicely, cherish him, feed him with good food, give him a little belly rub here and there, and do fun things together, such as enjoying funny dog quotes next to each other.